Guru

Guru is the opposite of what he is in the original Dragon Ball Z. He is senile, annoying, and has ADD. He likes to spot wilderness and loudly announce it to Nail telling him shortly after to "Kick its ass". He also calls Nail "Big Green" (thanks to Krillin) and wants to use the Dragon Balls to wish for a big screen TV as soon as he realizes he does not already have one. He also gets mad at Nail when he's arguing with Vegeta, telling him to "stop making out with his boyfriend". According to Dende, Guru was worse than the drought that Namek had to endure. However, unlike DBZ Guru, this Guru is healthy and fine, coughing only once (though it was to spit up phlegm) and seems to enjoy the atmosphere when enemies come in, such as when Guru tells Nail to show his "war face" or when Guru announces loudly that the Ginyu Force are on their way. In episode 22, there was a joke made when Frieza said "I'll dispatch of this worm, then I'll be back for you slug". To which Guru responds "Leave my brother out of this!" Implying that Lord Slug may be Guru's brother in this series. After porunga is summoned, Guru dies, but only because "it would be a real dick move".